When my Disney BFF, Estelle from This Happy Place Blog, and I were discussing my upcoming Disneyland trip she offered to write a guest post for me. She’s nice like that. What I didn’t know is how awesome the guest post would be! I am so glad Pepper took some time off from napping to help out.
Oh hey. I’m Pepper.
I don’t know what you’ve heard about me but I see the humans hovering their rectangle-y things in my face and then get upset when I move. I can’t sit it one spot all day, ya know?
I mean, I do that most of the time. Since I sleep a lot. It’s hard being me. It is.
Anyway, with Estelle always having that strange contraption on her lap (and she wonders why I pick HIM over her), I thought it was about time for me to share some of my own thoughts about Disney World because seriously these two do not stop talking about it or listening to the music. Well, they do when they are reading books or doing homework. But that’s about it.
I better get cracking on this before my next nap.
Here are some of my pretty awesome thoughts to a few Disney World favorites?
(Is it true this place all started with a mouse? Because, well, I need to get down there… if only I liked my carrying case.)
I hear there are some birds here. I like birds. I don’t even care about the singing.
Honorable mention napping spot: Carousel of Progress and the Hall of Presidents. (Snoring humans, my favorite!)
I hear Turtle Talk with Crush is totally excellent, dudes. I don’t really talk that way but I thought it might be cute right there. What do you think? Honestly, I have no idea what I’d do in Epcot. Drink around the world? Fly off to space? Soar on some kind of contraption thingie? Maybe I can just pretend I’m a plush for purchase at Mouse Ears (ha!) and take a long long snooze.
Honorable mention napping spot: the grassy spot near Universe of Energy. (I do like that music.)
Does this picture mean anything to you? I’m bored. I’M REALLY BORED AND GOING TO MEOW A LOT. There is nothing I want to do here.
Honorable mention napping spot: I hear MuppetVision 3D has some strong air conditioning.
Sometimes I just want to be with MY people. Not the non-furry (or not too furry humans that took WAY too much time to find the kind of food I like to eat). I might see if I can pick up any pointers from my pals at the Maharajah Jungle Trek. And then find some sliced beef at the Yak and Yeti. Maybe a safari ride to see the King? Bird watching? You got it! Or best of all Flights of Wonder.
Animal Kingdom is definitely not a half-day park to me. In fact, I might spend my whole vacation here.
Honorable mention napping spot: It’s Tough to Be a Bug.
So there you go. Quick and to the point, right? I know a lot of people complain about the crowds in the parks but if they see how cute I am, that means a lot of rubs behind the ears.
Just remember no kisses or hugs.
I hate that stuff.